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Darrell
 The Dad...NASCAR fan, mechanic extraodinaire, husband, father, and friend.....Darrell lost his
3 year battle with pancreatic cancer on March 26, 2007. More... |
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Mary
The Mom...Likes running, shopping, fish tacos, margaritas,
and men who can dance. Most likely to be found at Raley's. More...
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Emily
The Big Sister...Likes ripped pants, Bert McCracken (The Used),
raw spinach, extreme makeup, and hair colors not found in nature. Most likely to be found in the bathroom.
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Derek
The Little Brother...Likes football, monkeys, Snoop Dogg, carrots,
and "That 70's Show". Most likely to be found at Adam's house.
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Brandi
The Dog...Resident German Shepard. Proficient at barking, catching flies,
chasing cats, and eating poop. Most likely to be found stealing food from unsuspecting children.
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Butch
The Cat...Transient female(?) feline. Permanent front porch trip hazard. Frequent target of Brandi's cat chasing sprees.
Most likely to be found under Bill & Susan's camper.
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Melon & Pete
The Birds...House cockatiels. Adept at pooping. Persistant noise makers.
Prone to annoying wing-flapping episodes. Most likely to be found making a mess of the living room.
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The Girls
The Chickens...Marauding band of fowl bent on stripping the backyard of all plant life. Particularly fond of leftovers.
Often refuse to lay eggs for weeks at a time. Most likely to be found rolling in the dirt.
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